Don’t Be an Assquatch" T-Shirt – Funny Sasquatch Graphic Shirt

Because kindness matters—even if you're lurking in the woods. This hilarious sage green T-shirt features a vintage-style Sasquatch in a forest scene with the phrase “Don’t be an Assquatch.” Made for outdoor lovers, cryptid fans, and people who just want others to behave, it’s the perfect blend of rugged and ridiculous. Wear it to the bonfire, on a hike, or to the grocery store—because some of y’all need the reminder.

Key Features:

• Unisex fit, soft feel with a relaxed silhouette

• 100% softstyle pre-shrunk cotton

• Funny forest graphic featuring Bigfoot

• Classic muted sage green shade

• Available in sizes S–3X

🧺 How to Keep It Looking Great:

🌀 Machine wash cold, inside out – Protects the print & fabric
🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry – Keeps it soft & long-lasting
🚫 Do not bleach or iron the design – Preserves the print quality

📦 Shipping Information:

🚚 Shipping: USPS shipping available. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $75.
📍 Local Pickup: Free local pickup is available.
📧 Tracking: A tracking number will be provided via email once your order ships.

📦 Processing Time:

All items are handmade in-house and shipped within 7 to 10 business days.

🎨 Color Disclaimer:

Colors may vary slightly due to screen resolution and lighting. Actual product colors may appear different in person than they do on your device. If we feel your chosen shirt color doesn't showcase the design well, we may reach out with suggestions to help it shine.